Children - It has been a long time. My time away has brought me new insights and, to a greater or lesser degree, brought out a really twisted side to my personality. I started to feel stale and stagnate. Pope Lavartheus left Jesus, Inc. and stole all the money. Satan and I - we haven't talked in a while. I'm feeling a bit lonely and depressed. When I'm depressed, I start doing strange things.... like this:
It was just a joke. I revealed myself to Finn on a grilled cheesus sandwich. Less I digress..
I was sitting around wasted from the Mogen David wine. And thought, what the hell. Let's see if anyone sees this...
Sure enough, I'm laying in bed a few days later and I hear a prayer from some guy saying he wants to start a relationship with me because he saw my image on his dog's butthole.
I don't know how to respond.
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