My servants - Part of being CEO of Jesus, Inc. is to understand every aspect of my business. Part of gaining my understanding and also the respect of my team members is to be able to do their job. If the CEO understands and can do what the front liners do, the organization is much stronger. It also makes me more accessible as a boss. Have you seen "Undercover Boss?" Yeah, they stole that from me....
This week, I decided to relieve St. Peter and monitor the pearly gates to Heaven, "the greatest place on Earth." I figure how hard could it be? It's a members only thing. Kinda like Disney's club 33. I know who gets in and who doesn't. I can look at someone and tell you if they've accepted me as their lord and savior. This isn't rocket science... Less I digress....
I'm sitting there in my security booth drinking a cup of Joe. People can either walk up, buzz in or badge in. I'm playing with the gate to make sure I know how it works - raising and lowering the gate with a push of "the button." I swear to me it's like a little kid discovering an electric window in a car. Up! Down! Up! Down! UPDOWNUPDOWNUPDOWNUP. Oops. I left it up. Pushing the button restores heaven's security. This is fun!
Someone comes up wanting to get in, I look at them and push the button. I bet Peter feels like a bigshot. This one guy comes up to the window. I look at him blankly and blurt out, "Password?" This puzzled look appears on his face and he starts to think. Ticktockticktock. Dude - this isn't Jeopardy. Alex Trebeck would have died by now. The guy timidly blurts out, "Forgiven?!?" I'm like-Wrong. Next please. He starts to cry. I slyly look at him and say, gotcha. Press the button and let him in. His face lights up and he merrily skips home.
Then this one guy walks up stating he wants a gate pass to visit one of his friends, "Mr. Sieber." I'm like, whoa man. Let me see if you're on the list. "Sir, you are not on the list. I can not let you in." "What do you mean you can't let me in? I've got to meet Mr. Sieber and if I don't get to see him, he will be very upset." "I'm sorry sir, I can not issue you a gate pass." This guy starts huffing and puffing - going off like a cannon ball. He says, listen here, I've got to see Mr. Sieber or else I'm in trouble. I respond, "Have you accepted me as your lord and savior?" "No." "What do you mean no? The only way to get into heaven is to accept me as your lord and savior." He says, "Look, I just want to see my friend." "Ain't gonna happen unless you ask forgiveness for ALL your sins, and I can tell there are a lot of them, and accept me as your lord and savior." He responds, "Look, let me have a pass to see Mr. Sieber and I'll look around and let you know when I'm ready to leave."
Excuse me? You can't come in and take a tour before deciding if you want to be a member of my little club. The only way you're getting in is if your serious about having a direct relationship with me and accept me as your lord and savior. No posers allowed. The nerve of this guy. I just look at him and say, "Get out." He stands there - like something is going to change. Again I say, "Get out." He looks at me and still not moving.
I look down at the console in the security booth. There's this big red button just right of the control panel. I never noticed it before. I wonder what it does. I look at the man. I look down at the button. I look back up at the man. I figure what the heck. I push the button. All of a sudden the bottom falls out of the floor and this guy is gone. It was almost like flushing a turd down the toilet.
See ya sucker.
Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
ReplyDeleteYour ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.
The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::
1. Alcohol
2. Drugs
3. Preditory "earning"
4. Homosexuality
5. Gambling
6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)
7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)
Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO, the Chinese Holocaust.
It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.
The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. Revelry will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles will survive the 1000 years. They will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during Planet Earth's history.
If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new population, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial element in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.
Only children go to heaven. By the time you hit puberty it is too late. This is charecteristic of the gods:::Once you realize what you have lost it is too late.
Now you are faced with a lifetime to work to prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time, getting stoned, "Hiking!", working, etc.