Look what Lego designed for us. The set is available worldwide starting tomorrow!!!
Showing posts with label Toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toys. Show all posts
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Friday, February 5, 2010
Ministry Toys
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls -
I am pleased to report the mission employed by Pope Lavartheus Lemillius I, Azazel and all of Jesus Inc. (NYSE: JSUS) is paying off in spades. Earlier, we made our plans known to reach new recruits through the use of technology, media, athletic sponsorship, endorsements and the like. Last week when we sent the direct mailers out to all the clergyfolk advertising our new server/template program, we received some good news from a church in Switzerland. They have constructed a life size replica of me made out of Legos. See below:
I'm surprised we weren't made aware of this earlier. Since reaching out to our franchise churches and cultivating a collaborative relationship to share ministry tools, I am confident each of our franchisees will be contributing to the greater good and taking from the greater good. It is rewarding to see innovation alive and well - especially when dealing with such ancient teachings. This goes to show my teachings are just as relevant today as they were the day they were written. It is good to be such a forward thinking and broad reaching, timeless entity. Brother Disney would be proud.
Anyway, how awesome is this? I am enshrined in a lego creation. I only wish they used more of the colored blocks so it is more life-like instead of looking like some Lincoln Memorial statue.... As a token of my appreciation, we are waiving our one-time set up charge for their website and giving them a years worth of hosting for free and they will also be featured in our monthly newsletter.
Less I degress...
We are negotiating now to have this kit available to all churches as well as built models being placed in Legoland and most major flagship toystore locations. We are also working with Lego to have mini-kits produced for all the children to build and play with. I see the day when these kits are standard equipment in every Mother's Day Out program and every Sunday School curriculum in the 7-11 year old age range.
As a side note, Azazel and I are getting jazzed about our trip to Sin City. It's gonna be blast. Especially since it is SuperBowl weekend and the Saints are playing! WHO DAT? GO SAINTS!!!
I am pleased to report the mission employed by Pope Lavartheus Lemillius I, Azazel and all of Jesus Inc. (NYSE: JSUS) is paying off in spades. Earlier, we made our plans known to reach new recruits through the use of technology, media, athletic sponsorship, endorsements and the like. Last week when we sent the direct mailers out to all the clergyfolk advertising our new server/template program, we received some good news from a church in Switzerland. They have constructed a life size replica of me made out of Legos. See below:
I'm surprised we weren't made aware of this earlier. Since reaching out to our franchise churches and cultivating a collaborative relationship to share ministry tools, I am confident each of our franchisees will be contributing to the greater good and taking from the greater good. It is rewarding to see innovation alive and well - especially when dealing with such ancient teachings. This goes to show my teachings are just as relevant today as they were the day they were written. It is good to be such a forward thinking and broad reaching, timeless entity. Brother Disney would be proud.
Anyway, how awesome is this? I am enshrined in a lego creation. I only wish they used more of the colored blocks so it is more life-like instead of looking like some Lincoln Memorial statue.... As a token of my appreciation, we are waiving our one-time set up charge for their website and giving them a years worth of hosting for free and they will also be featured in our monthly newsletter.
Less I degress...
We are negotiating now to have this kit available to all churches as well as built models being placed in Legoland and most major flagship toystore locations. We are also working with Lego to have mini-kits produced for all the children to build and play with. I see the day when these kits are standard equipment in every Mother's Day Out program and every Sunday School curriculum in the 7-11 year old age range.
As a side note, Azazel and I are getting jazzed about our trip to Sin City. It's gonna be blast. Especially since it is SuperBowl weekend and the Saints are playing! WHO DAT? GO SAINTS!!!
Saturday, January 30, 2010
Jesus products
Azazel here.
As part of my new role in Jesus Inc., I have been asked to help in the marketing of Jesus and his image. Anything and everything that will help Jesus get his presence out into the world in a more "hip" way. Yes I know his mug is all over every christian church on the planet, but lately, not a lot of people are going INTO those churches. So we need new ways of reaching the people. The popester has already introduced the new TV show "Pope My Ride" and that is awesome. So I knew going into this venture that I had to bring something big to the table.
I started thinking of things that I used to do to turn people AGAINST Jesus. I was pretty successful so I thought I could use that strategy in reverse. Then it came to me. Children! I used to mess with every kid from the moment they could walk all the way through high school. Puberty was a HUGE time for me to get new recruits. I mean think about it. Kids are so easily influenced and all I had to do was mess with a few blockbuster movies or a few music albums, and they were mine. You remember the whole Beatles controversy? The one where people thought you could hear "Paul is dead" when you played the record backwards? Yeah, I loved that story. So I stole the idea. If you were able to rewind a dvd with sound, try doing it with any Barney episode and see what you find. Man there is some sick stuff being said!
I am rambling a bit so I will get on with it. In lieu of my new role as a "good guy", I would like to unveil a new line of kid's toys that are sure to help bring the kiddies to Jesus. I give you...G.I. Jesus
This is just the first step to bringing Jesus back into the lives of all mankind.
Peace be in you. Or however it goes. Hey, I'm new here, give me a break!
As part of my new role in Jesus Inc., I have been asked to help in the marketing of Jesus and his image. Anything and everything that will help Jesus get his presence out into the world in a more "hip" way. Yes I know his mug is all over every christian church on the planet, but lately, not a lot of people are going INTO those churches. So we need new ways of reaching the people. The popester has already introduced the new TV show "Pope My Ride" and that is awesome. So I knew going into this venture that I had to bring something big to the table.
I started thinking of things that I used to do to turn people AGAINST Jesus. I was pretty successful so I thought I could use that strategy in reverse. Then it came to me. Children! I used to mess with every kid from the moment they could walk all the way through high school. Puberty was a HUGE time for me to get new recruits. I mean think about it. Kids are so easily influenced and all I had to do was mess with a few blockbuster movies or a few music albums, and they were mine. You remember the whole Beatles controversy? The one where people thought you could hear "Paul is dead" when you played the record backwards? Yeah, I loved that story. So I stole the idea. If you were able to rewind a dvd with sound, try doing it with any Barney episode and see what you find. Man there is some sick stuff being said!
I am rambling a bit so I will get on with it. In lieu of my new role as a "good guy", I would like to unveil a new line of kid's toys that are sure to help bring the kiddies to Jesus. I give you...G.I. Jesus
This is just the first step to bringing Jesus back into the lives of all mankind.
Peace be in you. Or however it goes. Hey, I'm new here, give me a break!
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