Hidden Jesus?

My friends - Dear Believer Tucker got ahold of a photo and had it posted for public.  Immediately, I requested it to be pulled down until I had a chance to tell you what we've got goin' on at Jesus, Inc!

Here is Believer Tucker's photograph taken in Tornado Alley:

This isn't some fluke fad phenomenon like Justin Bieber.  I call it mind bending, reality twisting artistic expression.

Actually, the art is a collaboration between me and my Project Earth Ecosystem Intern.  I still can't find one I like.  We've been burning through interns the same way Charlie Sheen parties with a 7 gram rock...  that might explain a lot of these tornados.  Interns get so um, irrational when they aren't offered permanent job after their internship expires.  Anyways - I was hanging out with the new one, Reymundo.  He is one crazy dude.  Crazy in a brilliant sort of way.  Anyways, we were hanging out at my mansion one night hitting the bong and came up with this great idea.  We were both like, "Whoaaa dude.  This is....  AWESOME!" And gave each other High Fives as we passed the bong back and forth.  Doooood.

You know how The Walt Disney Company started this cult activity of hiding "hidden" mickeys in their attractions at the theme parks, animated features, live action films, etc?  The hard core Disney followers and fans created books and websites devoted the discovery of these hidden mickeys.  I kinda think of it as GeoCaching for Diznoids without the treasure hidden in the Army ammo box.  Take something, leave something.  Whatever.  Like that ever works?  All you end up with is a looted empty box because no one every plays by the rules.  Did you ever think that might be the reason spots are limited in my eternal time share program?

Less I digress...

Man - the phone calls at 1-800-PAY-4-PRAY have been rolling in with the sighting.  Is it real?  Is it Jesus?  Is it Ben Louden?  Abraham Lincoln or what?

My prayer partners have been given scripted talking points.  It goes something like this:

"Hello!  Thank you for calling 1-800-PAY-4-PRAY.  We're glad to be speaking with you.  How may I help?"

"Hi.  My name is Wilbur and I just looked up and saw something amazing in the clouds."

"You are very observant.  The Father is proud.  What do you see?"

About this time, the conversation really gets interesting.  Think of this question as an exercise in staring directly into they eye's of another, deep down into their soul.

I got people responding with all kinds of craziness.  I am caught of guard by the number of people thinking the image is the reincarnate spirit of Ben Louden and the image reflects the rapture predicted by lost soul Harold.  (BTW, I've given up on that crackpot)  I guess that's one way to look at it.  As soon as we hear the "B" word, my prayer partners immediately starting chanting and speaking in tongues.  Usually the caller freaks out.  Then my people are like, "whoa, chill."  And they start sharing our message of forgiveness, redemption, coincidence and the like.  These are the people we really pray up with an invitation to accept me as their lord and savior.  If they are so freaked out they they're seeing Ben Louden, we got someone easy to manipulate and we can use them in partnership with the Moonies to spread my message of piece and forgivenness.

These people are scared and are looking for the light to make everything all shiny and new.  Have you ever looked into the eyes of a lost soul?  It's very disturbing.  I see real opportunities here.  This is the low lying fruit so easy to reach up and grab.

Then we got the ones talking about Abraham Lincoln and Harold Houdini.  Mind boggling.   Abe and Harry?  Really?  Why would they be in the clouds?  Like they're staring down from heaven?  Uh, no.  That'd be losing.  As we all know, heaven is the greatest place on Earth and a fantastic retirement community where golf is played on courses of gold....

Less I digress...

Truth be told, the image is a throw back retro image of - say circa 725wl (While Living in case you're wondering).  The ruler and creator of the world.  My world.  All mine.  And, I share it with you.  The chosen one's.  Mi Casa is su Casa.

We made this one real easy to find.  You know what the best thing about hidden Jesus is?  You'll never know where you'll find me.  I show up unexpected in your time of need or hallucination.  All I ask is when I call, you answer.  Think of me as the cell phone of all cell phones.  When J.C. calls, people listen.    FYI - I only let the phone ring three times and I NEVER leave voicemail.  And, don't you ever, ever ever put me on hold to take another call.  Who you're talking should always more important than who you might get to talk to - unless it's me interrupting an existing conversation. I'm Just saying.

Think of this Hidden Jesus as being thrown a bone.  The next one will be a bit more tricky but so much more rewarding when it's found.  Just so you know, you may have to squint to see it.  Don't bother setting up the websites or penning the books.  Do you think I'd leave the same thing up for more than an hour or two?  Do that, and people use things against you.

Winning with Jesus! - Just like Vegas, baby!

Grace to you which surpasses your understanding.