Elton John - aka Hell Boy / Jim Carrey

Hello Pilgrims - Uh...  I think Elton John (known as hell boy from here on out) has crossed the line and hit a new low.  He has taken Azazel's role as King of the Underworld.  Homeskool had this to say about me:
"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems."
He got a few things right - I am compassionate, super intelligent and I understand human problems.  As mentioned earlier, I created many tools available for my children to help themselves.  If the eyes were open and my children could see the resources already in existence.  Maybe I need to plant some seeds so more people may choose to become social service representatives.


So we got a gay man calling me a gay man?  See - this is what my ghost writer was talking about earlier this week.  Different people know me in different ways.  Some of those ways are completely sick, twisted and demented.  Obviously, Hell Boy isn't too familiar with what people have written about me in my biography and guide to principally centered successful living.  Do you think Mary Magdalene and I were just good friends?  We were CLOSE friends.  And by close, I mean there is a dress with something on it and some voice mails and, well - you get the idea.  Everyone thinks I am immune to desires of the flesh - seriously?  Remember that little comment about skipping the penis on the male body?  Do you think Mary would come to my tomb and be utterly shocked and dismayed to find me missing?  Mary was the first person to see me after the resurrection.  She wasn't there to satisfy her curiosity.  She was mourning the loss of her life partner; that's the very reason I chose to see her first.  


M&M's are my favorite candies - they melt in your mouth, not in your hands.  Well, sorta..  Less I digress.  Mary was carrying some with her to remember me.  A little momento of the intimate times we shared.  She held them about to pour them into my hands - and you can guess what happened next...  It was awkward and embarrassing.  


Or, what if Mary M. was hitting the medicinal marijuana kinda hard as she mourned the loss of her lover.  She was more than likely in a state of total hallucination?  She wanted me so bad, she had a vision.  A vision of me in my golden splendor descending from on high.


Back to HellBoy - Slandering my name and wrongly accusing me of being a homosexual?  I don't know if or when I can forgive him for making those wrongful and hurtful accustations.  Satan, please go back to your old ways just this once.  Pretty please?

The mortals are on a quest to know me and understand where you fit in this game I created called life.  I preach about your power combining with my power.  I preach the fact that you were made in my likeness.  That means you exist in the physical and non-physical world simultaneously.  It's like having one foot on Earth and one in the Heavens.  My child Jim has made the transformation and now understands.  He is sharing the good news.


The Real Jim carrey from EckhartTolle TV on Vimeo.

Tiger Woods, you are one of my children

Dear Children -

Let's talk about one of my precious children, Tiger.  As God, one of the qualities I gave you was the freedom to make your own decisions, which in turn allows you to control your destiny.  I have never controlled your destiny - I have, by design,  given you the power to be responsible for yourselves.  Ya see, unfortunately, Satan and I used Tiger as a pawn.  Satan presented temptation focused around money, greed, entitlement and sex.  These are Satan's most powerful tools.  I thought about excluding the penis from the male body, but Satan and I felt it was right to make a compromise on that. If the penis did not exist we'd still be stuck with only Adam and Eve.  The human population would have died off long ago and Earth (one of my best creations) would be populated by a bunch of silly dinosaurs.  Less I digress.

I, however, provide a few tools readily available to all my children, including Tiger, to help themselves.  These tools include my guide for successful and principally centered living (the Bible).  I inspired Buddha because I knew people needed options that would resonate with different segments of the population.  I created people choosing to use their gifts to compassionately help others:  therapists, authors of self help books, support groups, and venues such as churches and synagogues, time for prayer to enhance and strengthen our relationship as Father-child.

My son, Tiger saw and chose the vices without seeing the tools to help him at the time of weakness; thus leading him to chose to hurt himself and others without seeing the ramifications of his actions..  His choices broke my heart.  I wept for him.

Had Tiger not strayed from me, the entire situation may have been averted before it ever started.

I commend Tiger for acknowledging and addressing his situation with class while wanting to protect the institution of marriage and family.  He made a few terrible choices.

As Father and creator of my children, I want what is best for each and everyone of you.  I want to protect you, offer my guidance and support.  I want you to lean against me in times of struggle, hurt and need.  I will be there to comfort you, care for you, support and guide you.  I am merciful and caring.  Most of all I will always love you and forgive you when you ask.  My forgiveness is always available to you and I will work in many ways to allow you to discover the tools I made available to you when I created you and your world.

So, to all of you, my children, including Tiger, please come to me.  I will embrace you with open arms and love.  We will cry and celebrate together.  Please know my love for you will never waiver.  A Father always wants the best for his children.  A Father will always love his children even when they make mistakes and get into trouble.  We will go through the hurt and pain together.  We will emerge victoriously.  I will always love you - in times of need and times of joy.

Your Father and partner in Life - Jesus.