Thursday, April 8, 2010

Near DeadWood For Sale

Hello Faithful ones and new members -

The franchise church organizations are selling wood from all the crosses made as a visual aid to my suffering and miraculous resurrection - all for you.  See below:
Now that ChristFest is over, we ended up with all this left over lumber.  Great uses include:  wooden cabins (ala Lincoln Logs), fence posts, railroad ties, flower bed borders and the like.  We've got listings on eBay and Craigslist.  Bid now and bid high before it rots.

I think Texas A&M University might want to "buy in bulk."  Rumor has it they will be resurrecting their own little miracle tradition.  The bonfire they lit before playing the University of Texas.  Here's what it looks like before being lit it up with some torch action:



Jesus! Inc (NYSE JSUS) will make screaming deals for bulk purchases.

Shalom - j.e.s.U.S.

***  Just say no to Chinese imports.  All Jesus! Inc products are made in the USA.  That's the very reason we thought it appropriate to move the home offices to New Hope, PA.

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