I think I am going to grab some lunch. In-N-Out makes the best burger. Ever. I only wish they would change the name... It is unknown exactly what they are referring to. Driving in to get food and out when ya got it? A sexual action? People entering and leaving a relationship with me? Fads and trends - you know, at one time something is in, the next it's out; take the Tamagotchi Gigapets from the 1990's? How about deelie boppers? Parachute Pants? Who's seen any of them in the last 15 years? Exactly. Less I digress..
I'm eating a burger during lent - it's okay for you, too. I didn't invent the Friday fish and fast thing. That was invented by man before corporate food production developed. Besides, I know my days with you are numbered and I am going to enjoy each and every one of them for I know what tomorrow will bring. I also love how In-N-Out strategically places their favorite bible verses on their packaging. We call it subliminal ministry and I'm sure it responsible for introducing millions to the glory of God.
During this dark time of our relationship, Azazele, Pope Lavartheus and myself are working hard to build a legacy. Our partnership with Lego is going very well. One of our best clergyfolk (and mentor for franchisees) created a great thing.
Essentially this is the bible's greatest hits told using Legos... It is a work of art and a great toy. It stimulates thinking and understanding. Logic and reason. We also learned the sets are nominated for the prestigious Oppenheim Toy Award. Take a look at the detail level put into these sets; using a combination of proprietary and stock Lego pieces. Incredible. You'd think these were minted from gold.
Starting today, these are available worldwide at toy and Christian book stores. Each story is available in a kit starting at 2 pieces of silver. Complete bibles and/or testaments are available at discounted prices. Contact us for more information at www.pay4pray.com.
I will also give you a sneak peak for a future release due out on Monday. We will be unveiling a cross-generational product (get it - cross generational). Jesus Bingo!
We needed a vehicle to reach young and old alike. I can see it now - folks in assisted living and nursing home facilities, kids, lock-ins, Sunday school activities, vacation bible schools, fund raisers for non profits - the list goes on and on. It is totally awesome. Someone pointed out their are two S columns - it was no accident. Think of it as a bonus - more chances to win. Hey, I can't help if it Jesus has two s's. We are debating to eliminate the same number being printed on both S columns at the same time. If S-12 is called, one could conceivably (ha!) get two mark outs with one shout out. Instead of yelling bingo, the winner jumps to their feet, proclaims JESUS! as their lord and savior, claps, and raises their hands doing a little dance of jubilant joy! The others will clap, say a prayer and lay hands on the winner for their new found blessing. A prayer partner will be available to visit with them and explain just exactly what it is they just won. We call it a random selection alter call. All in a bingo-hall or tent. A ministry revolution!
We are tweaking how we are utilizing the ball cage. The letters and numbers may not be printed on the little balls. Instead, it will take two people to call out the next possible mark on the card. One person will receive the message from me and speak in tongues. The other person will translate and call to the masses. I know how speaking in tongues freaks some people out. A telephone survey is being conducted to study the positive and negative impacts to attract new members to our club.
A video promo is in production for all churches to use in their video announcements - have the bookstore manager contact us for bulk pricing. We'll do combo deals for all products! You make money, we make money all in the name of ministry! Praise me!
These are exciting times for Jesus, Inc (NYSE: JSUS). The business model is coming together nicely as we broaden our reach with a message of hope, love and forgiveness.
Grace to you - Jesus
Starting today, these are available worldwide at toy and Christian book stores. Each story is available in a kit starting at 2 pieces of silver. Complete bibles and/or testaments are available at discounted prices. Contact us for more information at www.pay4pray.com.
I will also give you a sneak peak for a future release due out on Monday. We will be unveiling a cross-generational product (get it - cross generational). Jesus Bingo!
We are tweaking how we are utilizing the ball cage. The letters and numbers may not be printed on the little balls. Instead, it will take two people to call out the next possible mark on the card. One person will receive the message from me and speak in tongues. The other person will translate and call to the masses. I know how speaking in tongues freaks some people out. A telephone survey is being conducted to study the positive and negative impacts to attract new members to our club.
A video promo is in production for all churches to use in their video announcements - have the bookstore manager contact us for bulk pricing. We'll do combo deals for all products! You make money, we make money all in the name of ministry! Praise me!
These are exciting times for Jesus, Inc (NYSE: JSUS). The business model is coming together nicely as we broaden our reach with a message of hope, love and forgiveness.
Grace to you - Jesus
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