We've been sponsoring Noah (cubit ministries) since he followed my instructions to build the ark to keep the animals safe while we cleansed planet Earth. The investment Jesus! Inc (NYSE: JSUS) made with Noah's ministry is paying off exponentially - talk about maximizing returns. Even the animals accept me as their lord and savior. Luckily, there is not a lot of forgiving required of me to the animals. They pretty much lead a sin free life. How beautiful!!!
The difficult part in dealing with animals is hearing their prayers at the gates of the slaughterhouse. It breaks my heart. But hay - man has to eat. We didn't claw our way to the top of the food chain not to enjoy some good beef. These cows make icecream, barbecue and hamburgers possible. I'd say the sacrifice is well worth it, wouldn't you? Flatulence coming from livestock is having a negative impact on climate change. Reducing greenhouse gases is a good thing and we are doing our part.
Holy Cow! Disney thinks they got something with Minnie Moo?!?!?! Can't touch this. Whatever you can do, we can do better.
Peace and Love - Jesus!
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