We were just informed that our silent negotiations with Nascar have proven successful! We will be sponsoring a car for the 2010 Daytona 500! Our most holiest of Lords will endow one lucky driver with the blessing of representing our movement. We will pray for him to succeed!
Blessed are those who worship me,
Pope Lavartheus Lemillius I
It's a shame that NASCAR won't let you race as #3...but I guess you had more important work for Dale Sr when you called him home.
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