Hello to my people. Pope Lavartheus Lemillius I and I will be partaking in an off-site strategic planning retreat. We will sit around the campfire, sing kum-bi-yah and beat the drum.
Yes, we need to evangelize the younger generation through video games. I am growing evermore tired of my name being used justify death and of opposing ideologies. I am a person of love and acceptance. Forgiveness is yours for the asking. I believe in being merciful (unless provoked). Those who follow my ways and teachings have a room in my mansion awaiting in the afterlife. The streets are paved with gold. The voices of angels grace us. It is quite beautiful and has a Zero carbon footprint.
Peace and understanding to you all - JC
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