A few days ago I wrote about Jesus Inc.'s (NYSE: JSUS) new marketing opportunities for 2010. Advertising was and is still the best way to get your name, image, and message out to millions of our faithful worldwide!
Your savior and my boss, Jesus Christ, have been coming up with ways to get his face out to the younger generations in the world. If they aren't exposed to his greatness at a young age, then it's harder to steer them down the right path.
I am pleased to announce our newest way to generate not only extra cash for Jesus Inc, but to also make the children of the world DESIRE to know Jesus. Our latest venture will be VIDEOGAMES! Yes, videogames. What modern era child doesn't play video games? Rather than play a typical violent game that encourages our youth to stray from our savior, why not make a game which stars our savior. See our image below of our first release this Spring.
We've partnered with Microsoft to make this game featuring the one and only savior of the world, Jesus, in a game that is geared towards a hugely popular game called Halo. In this game, however, Jesus will not be battling aliens. Rather, he will be battling sin and the devil. Along the way the player will have ample opportunites to learn about our lord and realize that playing Xbox can lead to a stairway to Heaven. I realize that the "Stairway" will have to be made of reinforced steel to support the weight of the larger kids these days who turn to games over plain exercise.
Blessed are all who worship me,
Pope Lavartheus Lemillius I
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